1. Activate Turtlecall service
Create an account, verify your phone number, and select a daily Turtlecall interval.
Your Turtlecall service is active.
The world’s leading turtle-based calling service
A surprise call from someone pretending to be a turtle. Every day.
Signing up is simple. Receive your first Turtlecall as soon as today.
Real phone calls · 30–60-second messages · $6.99/month
The service you never knew you needed is here.
A Turtlecall is a real phone call featuring a 30–60-second message from a real person pretending to be a turtle. You can choose to receive your Turtlecall randomly during the morning, afternoon, or evening. Calls can be answered live or you can send it to your voicemail.
No app required.
Sample Call 1
Sample Call 2
Actual Turtlecalls vary.
Simple by design
A highly advanced service that is very simple to use.
2. Continue with your day
No feed, notification, lesson, task, or additional participation is required.
Your Turtlecall will be made at any time during this interval.
3. Receive your Turtlecall
Your phone rings with a real Turtlecall from someone pretending to be a turtle. The prerecorded message lasts 30–60 seconds.
Daily service is then complete.
A modest proposal
A small interruption can be useful.
Most products ask you to log in, maintain a streak, achieve a goal, consume more content, or become a better person.
A Turtlecall asks you to stop and listen for approximately 30–60 seconds.
It may be a pick-me-up, a distraction, or a source of levity. All three are outcomes that improve your day.
No further participation is required.
A necessary advancement in telecommunications
Before Turtlecalls, access to someone pretending to be a turtle was inconsistent, difficult to schedule, and impossible to provide reliably at scale.
Turtlecalls changed that.
Our proprietary Turtlecall delivery technology coordinates timing, sequencing, and dependable daily service.
The underlying idea may appear simple. The technology required to execute it properly is not.
Many services can place a phone call. Only Turtlecalls delivers a Turtlecall.
Our mission is to increase the number of days you experience that contain a phone call from someone pretending to be a turtle.
Our service has many imitators and knock-offs. Do not get fooled. We are the first and best turtle-based calling service.
ACTIVATE SERVICEHearing a real person pretend to be a turtle every day is life-changing.
Unlike many of our competitors, Turtlecalls are not generated by AI.
Every Turtlecall features a real person pretending to be a turtle.
Missed your Turtlecall? Don't worry.
Your account dashboard allows you to listen to all your recent Turtlecalls.
And you'll never hear the same Turtlecall twice.
Our team of people pretending to be turtles are the best in the industry, ensuring an endless supply of original Turtlecalls.
MON 09:15TURTLECALL 001DELIVERED
TUE 09:15TURTLECALL 002DELIVERED
WED 09:15TURTLECALL 003SCHEDULED
Ready to Start Your Turtlecalls Service?
Activating service is quick and simple.
Get your first Turtlecall as soon as today.
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Frequently asked questions
Is this real?
Yes, Turtlecalls is a real subscription based service that allows you to receive daily phone calls from someone pretending to be a turtle.
In a quickly changing world, things change quickly, and with speed.
Is an actual turtle involved?
No. Every Turtlecall features a real person pretending to be a turtle. This is an essential feature of the service.
Is the call live?
No, Turtlecalls are prerecorded, and delivered to your phone at a random time during your chosen time period: morning, afternoon, or evening.
Is it possible to talk live to someone pretending to be a turtle?
Not at this time. Live conversation with someone pretending to be a turtle is not currently supported.
When will my Turtlecall be made?
During sign-up, you'll choose a window during which you'd like to receive your Turtlecall: between 8am-noon, noon-5pm, or 5pm-10pm.
Your call will arrive each day at a different time during your chosen window. You are able to change your window at any time from your account dashboard.
Are Turtlecalls generated by AI?
No. Every Turtlecall features a real person pretending to be a turtle.
Are Turtlecalls child friendly?
Yes, Turtlecalls are appropriate for people of all ages.
Will my friends and I hear the same call?
No. Different subscribers receive different Turtlecalls on different days. Brand new calls are created and put into our library every day.
Will I ever receive the same Turtlecall twice?
No. You will never receive the same Turtlecall more than once.
What happens if I miss my Turtlecall?
Your Turtlecall can be sent to your voicemail if you can't pick up. And recent Turtlecalls are always available in your account dashboard.
Can I gift Turtlecalls service to someone else?
Yes, we offer the ability to gift one month of Turtlecalls to anyone you want. They will need to verify their phone number before their service can begin.
Can I pause Turtlecalls or cancel my membership?
Yes. You can cancel renewal through your account. Pressing 9 during a Turtlecall immediately stops future calls but does not cancel billing. To restart calls, sign in and verify your number again.
“I know it’s only someone pretending, but every single time, I really believe it’s a turtle. There’s something amazing (and calming) about that.”